10 things that a boy's hostel blesses you with

So this idea struck me when i was home, awake at 10 am, and was getting bored. Its really not easy for a guy to get cool with the discipline that his parents (read mom) try to inculcate him.
Anyways so i thought why not come up with the stuff that you can do in hostel but not at home and while i was discussing this with a friend, she told me that the list would be endless. So here i am, giving top ten points that i think effect you the most when you get back home.

10) you cant come home totally drunk with two guys helping you walk
9) you can't get up at 2pm/ sleep at 2 am ;P
8) you can't talk to your girl all night long
7) you can't invite your friends to play teen patti and shout when you lose
6) you can't spend 10 days without bath.
5) you can't smoke in your home
4) you can't stay unshaved for 10 days(this might be different for some)
3) you can't use BC MC or F**k while talking at home, in hostel these are like the most used words
2) You can't fart in the room :)
1) you cant watch porn with speakers on :) :D