Thursday, January 5, 2012
College Life revisited ;)
2:00 AM
Abhishek: Bhaag Surbhit
Surbhit : Ruk yaar, woh aaega abhi.
Abhishek: Abe! Bhaag…..
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3 hours earlier
Abhishek: Hello
Hitender: Ghar kab tak aaega?
Abhishek: 10 minutes
Hitender: Aaja, party hai.
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5th jan 1:30 AM
Surbhit: Bas yeh akhiri hai, fir khaana khaenge
Hardik: Abe Surbhit yaar, jaldi kyun hai
Surbhit: Salle bhook lag rahi hai, main khaana garam kar raha hoon tum saaf karo and news paper bichao.
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15 minutes later
Surbhit: paan khaana hai yaar
Hitendra: paan nahi milega raat ke 2 baje hai
Surbhit: Challo fir ek walk karke aate hai
Everyone: challo
5 Minutes later
Abhishek: Police waale aa rahe hai
Surbhit: Side pe aajao
Police Constable: Kidher jaa rahe ho?
Abhishek: Sir ATM jaa rahe hai ICICI ke
Police Constable: 2 Baj rahe hai. Daroo piya hai?
Abhishek: Nahi sir bas khaana khaaya hai
Police Constable: Yeh koi time hai ATM jaane ka?
Surbhit: Sir, Kal bus ke ticket k paise nahi hai toh ATM jaa rahe hai.
Police Constable: Ruko
…Calls his officer…
Police Constable: Chori karta hai?
Surbhit: Sir, TCS mein kaam karte hai, aap bolo toh ID leke aa jaaye.
Police Constable: Kidher se hai?
Surbhit: Jammu and Kashmir
I still remember his reaction when I told him that I am from Jammu and Kashmir.
Police Constable: ID card dikhao
Surbhit: sir abhi nahi hai ghar pe hai, leke aata hoon
Police Constable (Shouts): Aye Ruk.
Surbhit: Sir, idher hi hai ghar, house number 1432
Police Constable: Idher ruko, Officer aata hai, wahi baat karega.
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He finds a car parked nearby with flashing headlights.
Police constable: Idher hi ruko. Main aata
He started moving away from us and we were unaware of what to do, we slowly started moving towards our house.
Moments later I see abhishek taking his slippers in his hands (reason still unknown to me O_O)
Abhishek: Bhaag Surbhit
Surbhit : Ruk yaar, who aaega abhi.
Abhishek: Abe! Bhaag…..
Surbhit: hardik bhaag
And we all ran non stop and must have broken ben johnson’s record.
In no time we were home, breathing heavy trying to unlock the door.
Entered the room, switched off the lights
And everybody could not stop laughing.
Since I told him the house number we were expecting a knock at the door, but luckily no body bothered
Excitement at its peak
Thanks for reading
Please leave your comments
Love
Surbhit
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
unemployed writer
1st company.
H.p r&d.
Horrible written exam. Dint clear. Went at 7 am got back at 5 pm. When will be my day
Damn tired, laters
26 july 10
got a fake call from emc2. Got up early n went there to get nothing. Then went to tesco, dint allow me to sit in the written test.
Now preparing for the "ph test". Exam on 1st. Laters
28 july,
3 days more. Exam on first, it feels good . Gaurav n harry n me. Spending a good time here. N enjoin too. We do give a good time to studies too. Anyways. Gotta go n solve apti nw. Laters
31 july 2010.
Can't sleep. Got an interview on monday. Missin mom n dad badly. Just feel like going home. But i won't. I'l go home only once m employed. Missin home badly.
May be thats d reason y my eyes r wet. Shud sleep. Gotta study 2mrw. Gnyyt. Later
PS:HAPY BDAY may u get al d hapines in d world:)
1 aug 2010.
First sunday of august, happy friendships day. The sound of Church bells is filling my ears and making me exuberant, cus m standing right in front of d xam centre. 8:30 am, d xam starts at 9:30. 4 crazy girls loaded in a jetta just drove by shouting, all the best.... Fun for them n heres my ass is on fire. Need just 70% n things wil get set...
So many students around. ... Out nw . Goin in. Laters
9 august
2 am.
Dint get 70% just got 66%. TCS xam on 14. Almost done with quant, now time for technical and verbal. By 3pm i'll wind up analytical too.
Gotta get up at 8. Hope i make it to tcs.
Gnyt.
14 aug
8:00 am
In the bus, on my way to the TCS xam centre. I am prepared, and hell nervous. The exam centre is miles away. I'll have to change buses to get there. 2 hours journey. Whats to come?
14 august
11:50 pm
so this was it, written, tech cleared. HR was fun, but d final result will b sent via email.
Anyways m waiting. May be d best gift for dad is here to arrive... Goin to sleep. Gnyt
16 august
11:50pm
time is running too slow. I haven't yet recieved the email from TCS. I must have checked my inbox more than a hundred times. Whats in the store for me? Is this post going to end.? Whats coming up?
How long?
21 august 2010
4:45 pm
happy birth day dad.
I am with a person who has been like an elder brother to me. In this alien city, he has been d one i can run too.
Makes me smile. N ya about TCS. Results will b announced after 30 days.
Chiken is here. Later
7th sep.
Happy bday harry.
This is d last day. Kal might be result will b announced. Dnt knw. Wats to come.
10 sep.
12:30 am
just got the news. Results have been announced for some batches. They are sending the mail in both the cases. So lets see. Probably a day or two more. Hope lives. G.n laters
13 sep '10
3:45 am
my bday is coming. God will u send me a gift?
U knw wat i want.
Don't u.
Later.
15 sep 2010.
3 am
Two months coming to an end, no job as yet.
Missing someone.
:-)
laters
17 sep '10
2 pm
life can sometimes put u in situations which totally tear u apart. M in such one condition.
:-(
22 sep' 10
2 am
it was a tough day to begin with. my friend got a call from the company n my inbox was still empty. i got the mail one hour later and that one hour was like a lifetym. i dont know what to do now, m feeling a bit weird, now that i was waiting for something, the wait is over. Now what.
atleast people who were concerned where really happy. :)
thanx all
Monday, February 22, 2010
The story that transformed me PART THREE
vishal was sitting in the hospital for his fiance' was undergoing a brain surgery following a serious accident, that happened on her way to indore, where the ceremony was scheduled
Friday, February 19, 2010
The story that transformed me PART TWO
Ashima....
Thursday, February 18, 2010
The story that transformed me PART ONE
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
let the pictures speak
Monday, May 25, 2009
when the emotions get drained!!!!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
: X :X
Monday, March 23, 2009
diffrences....
Monday, December 1, 2008
weird
this is what happened to me today. read and then tell me what i should have done.
i was with a friend at the S.B.I office in one of the busy offices in indorre (fer those who are in indore. i was in palasia office) .
when we reached there i say the chotta hathi standing there (the towing machine we call it the chotta hathi.)
The parking provided by the SBI is just enough for 20 bikes and no doubt it was filled in by more than 35 two wheelers besides the bicycles. but i managed to park my bike inside. as we parked the hathi also left with three bikes on its back. Anyways we went in and my friend started the work he had to do. i was waiting and was getting bored.
Another 10 minutes passed i was getting more than bored, my friend was in the queue and i came out and was approached by one guy to help him out .
he wanted to get his bike out and the bike that was parked just behind his bike happened to be mine.
Now the chotta hathi was not there so i decided to park my bike outside and wait there only.
I did wait but then decided to take out some money from the ATM.
i was in the queue thought of turning back and looked at the bike.
it was surrounded by two traffic policemen and parked nearby was the chotta hathi.
forgettin that after waitin for 20 mins in the queue my turn is next i went to save the bike which was about to get in the grip of the tusk.
anyways i put in the keys and the next thing i hear is (besides the deafning horns and mooing cows. )
rehne do beta. gaadi ke papers dikhao.
i dint have the papers as the bike was not mine.
i told him
uncle bhaiya ander hai. please wait for some time
he declined, told his assistant to load the bike.
damnit he said lets cut the reciept.
my indian mind was working with 100% efficiency.
i told him andar toh park karne ki jagah hi nai hai. park kahaan karoon?
he gave me the expected answer. 200 rupey ki raseed hai. naam kya hai?
i answered uncle 200 rupey toh nai hai.
all the times i've seen my mum bargaining with shopkeepers prooved to be helpfull.
finally we ended up giving him Rs.50 without the reciept.
i got the bike and he got Rs.50.
the indian government tells us to save fuel but does not have the quality of roads to provide us with max mileage.
they don't have the parking place but got these haathis moving around.
thanx president
you rock!!!





